Wednesday, 23 February 2011

its been a while...

ok so as its been SUCH a long time since i last posted i thought i would give it a bash and let a few of you out there an incite into what has been going on in jolly ol' blighty and a little about myself since my last post in october...
well what can i say, there was snow...a LOT of snow, the main airports all shut down (unnecessarily) the roads closed and pretty much everyone didn't get to work so essentially britain stopped for a few weeks, but hey i'm more of a glass is half full kind of guy and as soon as i saw snow all i thought was SNOWBALL FIGHT! in my personal opinion anyone who immediately doesn't think of something along those lines is a commie and thats an end of it.
ok so what else happened? ummm, oh yes the student uprising! after the board of education decided that student fee's needed a hike to support the economy but the students all got together and said NO we will simply not pay this excessive fee, so before the motion was passed there were a number of protests and subsequent riots (in which the royal family got caught up in would you believe) so you are now thinking OMG WOW british students really got there point across and there is no way the government would be stupid enough to then raise the fee? no, of course it got passed.  it turns out all of the protests were to no avail and future students will be lumped with a huge bill to go and study french? or whatever they damn well believe in! at least they tried and maybe next time they will listen! (but probably not)... so my advice is (yeah im doing advice now big woop wana fight about it?) if you're english or are deciding to attend a british university go now! or you shall forever regret having do shell out more than what is needed!
ok so thats pretty much all that has happened in england for the past 4 months now me on the other hand, i have managed to surpass one of the milestones every man has to have achieved once in his life, yes ofcourse i mean, passing my driving test! and i managed to sort myself a car and me being the good ol' british boy i am i opted for a mini not the piece of crap re-make an original 1975 austin/morris mini 1000 a proper classic. his name is gordon and he is 36 years of age (thats twice my age il have you know) and he's a right little trooper, managed to get me and a few friends 180 miles only breaking down once.
well anyway that is a little incite into what has happened to britain and my self over the past few months, thankyou for reading, stay tuned!

Monday, 4 October 2010

Good morro fine gents

afternoon all,
just thought i would share with you what i understand about the americans view on the english

what all americans think brits are;


in reality

sometimes its best to stick to the stereotypes

Sunday, 3 October 2010

I'm a guy who just keeps on giving

with my latest blog update i have added another 2 games for you to play bringing the total up to 5!

space invaders

tell me, which one is your favourite of the 5 classic games?

just so you know all the games are at the bottom of the page incase you were wondering...


p.s. english weather sucks!

Saturday, 2 October 2010


I thought now i told you all what british people are (if you don't know read my previous blog entry) what i would do now is go on a slightly different tangent and share a video with you that me and a friend created in a moment of genius, I hope you enjoy. 

DISCLAIMER : In no way does this represent england or its citizens!

For those of you out there that enjoyed the fact that I implemented mario on this page (honestly scroll to the bottom) I have decided to reward you with an additional few games...pacman and sonic!

Friday, 1 October 2010

Bad Teeth And Bowler Hats

First of all i will introduce myself properly, my name is john williams i’m 18 years of age and am currently doing nothing in my life.
I know not many people care about what i do in life least of all me as i’m a very undecidy person.
essentially i am a middle class bum, i’m not so far down the social ladder that i’m picking rubbish of bins but in no way am i on a par with people picking gold from betwixt their cheeks. I’m a very typical british teen...of course that statement would change somewhat of your view on a typical british person and the land in which we congregate, Let me break it down for you in a way even the americans could understand.
We as a nation do not have bad teeth
We are not all bumbling love struck fool’s (hugh grant would have you believe otherwise)
Contrary to popular belief it does not rain every day...just most days
We have more than 2 accents. we don’t all speak like the queen or someone who’s just stepped out of the east end (thats london for people not in the know)
Most of us are polite to the point of annoyance
British men are not all gay or pansies. infact its quite the opposite, you cant walk down the street with someone taking the fact that you spent 0.004 seconds looking at them as an invitation for a fight.
Now back to me, I spend most of my time wrapped up in some sort of technological caper or sleeping...I know many of you reading this will be jealous of my life but please try to carry on living in ore of this fact.
Okay i think for now i will leave you to dwell on what you have learnt about me today and i will keep you updated of any interesting facts i learn and don’t worry, I don’t plan to keep the focus on myself to much i just thought that i would give you a small insight into my life.
I am aware that many of you do not give a rats ass about me or what i have to say, so for all you lot i have installed a game to entertain your simple minds just scroll down (all the way to the bottom) and enjoy.

Thank you for reading, stay tuned :)




Space invaders